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The 'Gas Person Cometh' in Herne Hill

Herne Hill is an up and coming mini town centre straddling the border with Southwark where shopkeepers and residents have aspirations. Its energetic and well organised Herne Hill Forum acts as a local area assembly and sounding board with regular turnouts of 200 people or more.

Imagine the disappointment then that must have followed the re-election of two Labour councillors last May who despite their local profile don't appear to be anyone's first port of call when people need help. One of them is even a Cabinet member with a whacking special responsibility allowance who clearly needs to spend more time in the ward and less in the town hall balancing the books.

Instead it's the Conservatives who've been asked to help do something about the fact that shopkeepers think Lambeth Council seems to be hell bent on "driving the retailers out of business." So what do they say - loading and unloading for traders is becoming "impossible for all shops, bars and pubs in Railton Road; parking bays were meant to be sorted out last November but has still not been done four months later; CCTV cameras were supposed to prevent street crime in Herne Hill but only seem to issue parking tickets."

Having documented the grievances, we'll now monitor how quickly anyone from the Council responds. One of the complaints is in the old Flanders and Swann category of the 'Gas person cometh' - "a man came and started to paint some gray railings black, ran out of paint, and then never came back leaving the railings a piebald colour." Oddly enough that was the first point the Council officers responding to these complaints picked up on, probably because it doesn't require a statutory notice to fix it - just another pot of paint which is actually on sale less than 25 yards from the railings.

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Labour Double Talk Over Rat Catching


It's official - the Labour Party are friends of the Rat and we don't mean the children's favourite in Toad of Toad Hall. Since seizing power at Lambeth Town Hall, Labour has cut the pest control budget by more than GB pounds 300,000 in the hottest summer on record. And that came after a Cassandra-like warning from Labour Councillor Dr Neeraj Patil, one of Tony's cronies in the NHS, who thundered in the Council Chamber about the danger of a plague of rats on the Springfield Estate in Stockwell. The good doctor, of course, doesn't live on an estate, but in leafy West Dulwich where he is represented by Conservative councillors. Oddly enough, for all its faults, Lambeth Council is quite good at rat catching, perhaps because its pest control officers have so many furry customers spreading, among other things, Weil's disease.

If cuts are inevitable under Labour then equally we can expect plenty of broken promises as the days slip by. One pledge was about having a fairer parking service with new cuddly parking attendants ready to exercise common sense. How crazy then to hear the tale of a double amputee and distinguished and decorated campaigner for disabled ex servicemen and women. He asked a warden if he could double park for a few minutes to pick up his dry cleaning from a local shopping parade. What happened next? You've guessed it - the warden said OK and when the wheelchair bound old soldier came out of the shop the car was festooned with a parking ticket.

Finally, we smell a whiff of hypocrisy in the ranks of the local Labour Party. Perhaps it's just going to be a story about rats again, only of 'metaphorical rats' thinking of leaving Labour's sinking ship. We're positive this can't be true, but word has reached Tory HQ in Lambeth Town Hall that an administration Councillor is considering making a gift to the Conservative Party through his company and is interested in meeting David Cameron. Surely some mistake, eh? Perhaps he or she collects autographs or is Labour worried about the Tory Party's 40 per cent rating in the opinion polls. It must be the August silly season.

Ratty

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